Thread Of The Day » generator http://threadoftheday.com Highlighting Interesting Forum Threads Found On The Internet Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:48:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Divorce Generator http://threadoftheday.com/2009/03/divorce-generator/ http://threadoftheday.com/2009/03/divorce-generator/#comments Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:55:40 +0000 ThreadOfTheDay.com http://threadoftheday.com/?p=445 This has to be an awkward situation.

A couple is going through a divorce. The divorce is only days away from being finalized, and yet they still live in the same household.

They both refuse to pay the electric bill, so he threatens to run a generator instead. One day he fires it up, and the fumes get into the house and irritates her and the dogs.

http://www.divorcesource.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=505458&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1

Remind me to never get married.

By the way, STBX means “soon to be ex”. I had to look it up. It’s not the stock symbol for Starbucks. That would be SBUX. Yes, I just looked that up, too.

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